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January  2011


Uncreating Jobs.......

This is a lesson in how to we can spin the message to suit our needs.

Unemployment:

3 Months to... Amount  of People Unemployed Unemployment Rate Jobseeker's Allowance Claimants Rise % Our Headline
August 2009 2.47 million 7.9% 1.63 million 0.3% Growth in UK unemployment slows
November 2010 2.5 million 7.9% 1.46 million 0.0% UK unemployment total rises further

Well, our right-wing, swivel-eyed enemies say 'you couldn't make it up'. Well we can.

Notice we used the word 'slows' in the headline when unemployment was rising (when Labour was in government) yet we have managed to describe a non-rise as a rise now that we have a 'Conservative-led government'.

Lesson endeth.

Now go back to your newsrooms and prepare for corridors strewn with champagne bottles!

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