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Food
It is important to note the following are facts: the British cannot cook; the best food tastes of foreign. Foreign is a much better taste than anything the British can come up with.

1. The French are the best cooks in the world; we worship French food at BBB.  Some say that virtually all French food tastes of nothing but garlic, topped with lashings of garlic and this means that they can serve up some of the most exotic and inventive dishes and all you will taste is ....garlic. This is utter rubbish of course and in any case, once you get to like garlic, what is the problem?

2. Once you start to eat hot foods from South America and Asia many of your taste buds will be temporarily destroyed and you will lose the ability to distinguish more subtle and milder taste. Thus, the milder food from the UK will not taste of anything. So, as you inevitable get hungry before your taste buds recover, you will want yet more hot food. This way we become ever more addicted to hot foods and garlic and dismiss British food as rubbish. This is the BBB way. Remember: the British have rubbish roads, rubbish railways and rubbish food. If you don't agree with this then your horizons are far too limited and you are diversifist

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