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No matter where you are in the world, remember to always maintain BBB standards and ethics. In some places it is unheard of for women to have an education. That's wrong. In some places people still eat meat. That's wrong. In some places people still smack their children. That's wrong. You get the picture. There is much work to be done to shape the world in our image. Tough prison sentences with hard labour? Wrong again. Light prison sentences with a PhD in Shakespeare and a degree in women's issues is the order of the day. From Bristol to Bahrain, from Edinburgh to Swaziland, there is only one culture and that is the BBB culture. Always measure the state of any country and any region by our yardstick alone and don't try too hard to understand their cultures.

1. Whilst exporting BBB standards to everywhere in the world and judging everybody by our way of doing things, remember that the UK has the worst food, the worst railways and the worst roads in the world. We are the worst at just about everything. That's because too many people in the UK do not follow our way of doing things.

2. A phrase often heard on the BBB is "the British (or English) are no good at.....". You can follow with pretty much any phrase you care to. Remember, every other culture does most things better than us apart from the lefty liberal stuff that we are all about, which nobody seems to have got the hang of yet...anywhere.

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