|No matter where you are in
the world, remember to always maintain BBB standards and ethics. In some
places it is unheard of for women to have an
education. That's wrong. In
some places people still eat meat. That's wrong. In some places people
still smack their children. That's wrong. You get the picture. There is
much work to be done to shape the world in our image. Tough prison
sentences with hard labour? Wrong again. Light prison sentences with a
PhD in Shakespeare and a degree in women's issues is the order of the
day. From Bristol to Bahrain, from Edinburgh to Swaziland, there is only
one culture and that is the BBB culture. Always measure the state of any
country and any region by our yardstick alone and don't try too hard to
understand their cultures.
1. Whilst exporting BBB standards to
everywhere in the world and judging everybody by our way of doing
things, remember that the UK has the worst food, the worst railways and
the worst roads in the world. We are the worst at just about everything.
That's because too many people in the UK do not follow our way of doing
2. A phrase often heard on the BBB is "the British (or English) are
no good at.....". You can follow with pretty much any phrase you care
to. Remember, every other culture does most things better than us
apart from the lefty liberal stuff that we are all about, which
nobody seems to have got the hang of yet...anywhere.
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